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Whether this is your first time using the services of an escort agency or your hundredth I know there is a sense of anticipation.  I have had the honor of being the first escort experience for many wonderful gentlemen and have seen how nervousness can affect the overall experience.  Rest assured, my escorts know how to calm those nerves.

I highly encourage gentlemen to book multiple hours when meeting an upscale escort for the first time.  (Honestly, I encourage multiple hour booking in all instances).  This gives both you and your chosen companion a chance to converse, get to know one another, relax and build up that seductive energy.

Allow your escort to use her magical charms to ease your mind and body into a state of absolute contentment.  Exceptional escorts such as mine know exactly how to relieve your anxiety.  We are in the business of providing pleasure and your comfort is paramount.  Not only are my escorts the most beautiful vixens in the business but they are also the most personable and talented.  You are in the exceptionally skillful hands of a gorgeous and intuitive escort when you select one of my girls and I want you to enjoy every second of it.

I must admit even the most cool, calm and collected escort is susceptible to nervousness though she will likely never let it show.  The more relaxed, engaging and comfortable you are the more comfortable your chosen lady will be.  Consider incorporating a fun and relaxing activity to break the ice if this is a first meeting.  Sharing a meal is always a lovely idea if you don’t mind the envious looks of other gentlemen with such a beautiful woman on your arm.  Massages are a spectacular way to relax the mind and body.  Attending a concert or show will most certainly provide the two of you with a fun and entertaining way to begin your date.  Of course, simply being talkative and engaging is the best way to break the ice.  There is no need to be nervous with any of my beautiful girls.  My escorts know how to connect with you and you won’t find more intelligent, personable, charming, witty and, of course beautiful women in the UK.  Don’t be shy about getting to know your escort.  Ask her questions about her hobbies and interests.  You will be pleasantly surprised to my escorts have both the brains and beauty to provide you with an unforgettable experience.  Relax and enjoy!

The Madam’s Preference in Escorts

As a woman who loves women just as much as most gentlemen I consider myself to be a good judge of those who will make exceptional escorts.  As a bisexual woman it is no secret that I find women irresistible. I completely understand the attraction.  We are the most beautiful, seductive and enchanting creatures on earth.  However, that doesn’t mean all women meet the very high standards I hold when seeking the most talented and attractive ladies of pleasure.  I cannot say I have one particular type as there are so many beauties that appeal to me.  I am surrounded by these beauties every day which often makes it difficult to concentrate on my job of managing the sexiest women in the UK.  When acquiring new talent I look deeper than the physical features of the women vying to be a part of my agency.  Of course the physical aspects are immensely important.  I expect appealing measurements, lovely skin, well-kept hair and nails, an inviting smile and a lovely face.  Beyond that I enjoy personality.  Attitude and personality can most certainly make or break a date for me and I believe that holds true for many gentlemen as well.  Personally, I enjoy witty, playful, slightly aggressive and elegant women.  However, I realize variety is the spice of life therefore I strive to offer a vast array of personality types with one major commonality… they must possess a desire to please.  That’s right, I love pleasers and they certainly make the best escorts.  At Crystal Escort Agency you will find a plethora of pleasers.  Whether you select a busty red haired vixen, a petite, blonde girl-next-door type, a voluptuous, multi-lingual and seductive brunette or an exotic, highly educated and well-spoken Asian one quality will remain the same… they are all pleasers.

Crystal Escorts love their chosen profession and are always enthusiastic and willing partners for any date.  Your satisfaction is paramount and I want every gentleman who utilizes our services to be thoroughly pleased with their choice of escort.  I have met some honest to goodness, undisputable beautiful women in my life.  I have seen women whose appearance and physical features could rival Aphrodite herself.  But if they are not truly pleasers they do not have a future with Crystal Escort Agency.  As the Madam you can be assured you will only receive the most beautiful and pleasing women.  My standards reflect those of my clients and as the Madam of this illustrious agency you can be assured any one of our sexy escorts will provide pleasure far beyond their flawless appearance.